Sweet But Savoury, Perfect Parsnip Soup

Well, I've found my new favourite thing and it's soup-a parsnip-y. Sorry, christ, that was terrible. But funny. There's definitely a time and a place for a soup-d up pun (wow, another...really?) rarely, granted. But there's a time and place nonetheless.

This soup is a little sweet, but mainly savoury and very, very consumable. Perfect with a little seedy bagel, smothered in a lashing of Dairylea. Just yum-all-over-everything.

Here's how it's done. Do it. It needs to be done, etc etc etc.

This recipe makes enough for 6 good-sized servings.

Ingredients:

1500g parsnips, chopped
2272ml semi-skimmed milk
5 tbsp of clear honey
2 large knobs (mwa-ha-ha) of butter

Method:

1.) Put your butter and honey into a large pan and melt. Once melted place your chopped parsnips into the pan (they don't need to be peeled, huzzah, peeling veg is the bane of my life and I love for it to be avoided wherever possible.)
2.) Leave cooking on a relatively low heat, stirring every five minutes, for approximately 30 minutes. Perhaps slightly less if you use less parsnips, but cook until your parsnips have softened to touch.
3.) Entirely cover your parsnips with the milk and stir until butter, honey and milk are well combined with the parsnips.
4.) Leave to cook, stirring occasionally, for approximately 40 minutes, until the parsnips have almost perished.
5.) Blend all ingredients together (I used my treasured NutriBullet) before putting the liquid back into the pan and adding more milk, until it has reached that desired soupy consistency.
6.) Add salt and pepper and perhaps more honey, to taste. Serve and enjoy.

Heaven on the Hill

Today I'm going to be waxing lyrical about my favourite use of commercial space in Frome...Herbs on the Hill. It's a little shop that packs a massive punch. When you first walk in you want to have a quick shower, fall asleep on the spot and go out for a night with your friends...which other shop in the world can offer than with just one pungent smell?

There's little more I love in life than a boiling hot bubble bath, it's the perfect end to any day: tricky, upsetting, happy, exciting...a moment of perfect, bubbly reflection and total content with nothing more than me, myself and I (and the occasional rubber duck, on those aforementioned happy days.) 

Herbs on the Hill seeks to make my already fabulous bath times even better and as a local equivalent of LUSH, it hugely succeeds in doing so with melts and fizzy or glittery offerings to catch my aquatically magpie-esque eye.

Having recently been in Frome on a casual visit, I came home with a box of five delectable bubbly offerings (sorry not sorry) and I wanted to share my fabulous bath time experiences with you, as a result of these showstoppers.

With a wide selection of bath creamers and bath bombs, I urge you to buy them both with the sole propose of using together. This combination means you have all the fun of a bath bomb, but spend the evening also feeling moisturised, due to those yummy melts. The best of both worlds for anyone who's ever bathed, or lived...whichever sounds more dramatic.

Herbs on the Hill's costings for the above items start from about £2.50 making it an affordable bit of luxury, for your every day. I suggest you visit the shop and, to save you some time, here's their address:

30 Catherine Hill,

Frome, 

Somerset,

BA11 1BY

Or failing that, they have a bath-porny website where you can spend a few minutes scrolling through, lusting after your next soak which you can find by clicking here.

Whatever you do, enjoy your bath. Don't ever let anyone hurry you or tell you your skin will be ruined by spending hours in there or deny you the wonder of having a book in one hand, a glass of wine in the other and hot water all around you.

It's one of life's simple pleasures and one to be thoroughly, diva-ly enjoyed. Uninterrupted and unapologetically.

Strawberry Milkshake Cupcakes

Now it's officially summer, or at least, the British version of it (only us Brits would dash outside, with an ice-cold Pimms in hand, ready for some hardcore sunbathing when in reality it's only a little bit sunny, with a surprising chill of those subzero temperatures offered in January still in the air. We will get rid of those faded vest top tan lines, we will…we will.) And that means that it's time to bake in accordance with these new (not to subtropical) climes, so this weekend I whipped up some heavenly Strawberry Milkshake Cupcakes. Bake and enjoy them, I urge you.

These little cakes have plenty of fresh ingredients in them, so it's best to ensure they are kept chilled which, to be honest, adds to the various thrills these little cakes offer. They are a fresh, cakey milkshake of a treat and, if you're anything like me, then you will have often guzzled down a milkshake and thought, "What's the one thing that could make this more heavenly?" and left yourself with no other option or answer, other than, "if it was cakey. Yeh, that would be good."
Although to be honest, that's a relatively standard way to make things better in my world. Oh, the cakiness, the chilledness and oh, OH, the milkshakiness. All hail the almighty flavour-combining powers of the cupcake.

As you can see from my pictures, I topped mine with half a strawberry which looks adorable and more than a little bit British Summertime themed, however do be aware this may shorten the shelf life of your cakes. If you don't eat your cakes quickly once they're baked (I've never known or affiliated myself with someone who is like this, but I'm told that such people exist) then you may wish to replace this with something that's blessed with a little more longevity; there's a time and a place for a trusty sprinkle.

Phew, that's enough of my cake-loving/general ramblings. Here's the recipe for you, go forth and bake.

Ingredients (makes approx 12 cupcakes) :

For the sponge:

70g butter
250g caster sugar
2 large eggs
210g plain flour
100g strawberry milkshake powder (Nesquick is the money shot)
1 tbsp baking powder
220ml semi-skimmed milk

For the icing:

190g butter
600g icing sugar
70ml semi-skimmed milk
175g of strawberry milkshake powder
6 fresh strawberries, halved to decorate
(A couple of drops of red food colouring is optional at this point, don't go made with it though or you'll have a chemically tasting cake problem on your hands)

Method:

1.) Preheat your oven to 170 degrees (based on a fan assisted oven) and select some adorable cupcake cases (take your time choosing these, it's a moment of creative self-indulgence that I truly enjoy, and a little of it, I'm convinced, does you good.)

2.) Beat together all the sponge ingredients until smooth and light, before spooning into the cases and cooking for 20-25 minutes, or until they are cooked through.

3.) Remove and leave to cool completely. This should take approximately one hour, so go walk your dog, read that book you're enjoying or watch a short film but definitely don't fill this time with anything horrid. No ironing, eating salad or talking to boring people, please. Please promise me you won't.

4.) Beat together all the frosting ingredients and pipe onto your cakes before finishing off with half a fresh strawberry (or a failsafe sprinkle or two, as discussed.)

5.) Sit back, eat, get all nostalgic about how these cakes taste of your childhood summers and then go get another one. Blame me, I'm ok with it.

6.) Repeat