Healthy Choccy Muffins

I don't know about you, but my week's been a super busy one and, generally when that happens, I begin to look forward to the simple pleasures offered by the weekend and, for me, the main one of those simple pleasures is a'baking an' a'blogging and here I am, having now done both, with an easily recognisable combination of happiness/smugness lashed about ALL over my face. And breathe. Happy Sunday.

I hope when you read my blog I feel like a friend as well as a happy-to-help-recipe-offerer and, for that reason, I offer you these show-stopping chocolate gooey yummy-o muffins that are also one of your five a day (or very nearly anyway) because, hey, that's what friends do.
Sorry about all those hyphenated mashed up phrases in my opening gambit, there's just so many words I want to squeeze in about these casually luxurious muffins and clumsy nouns/superlative adjectives seem to be the only tools at my disposal that nail it.

These gooey muffins, packed full of sweet blueberries and even sweeter white chocolate chips will seriously perk you up during the great sugar crashes of 2015…you know, those ones that ordinarily strike at around 15:00 each day.

They're just perfect with a little unsweetened tea or indeed a fruit tea would no doubt be just yummy too.

Without further a-do, or whatever cliché best expressed that we're moving on from my jibber jabber, here's the yummy recipe. I hope it makes you happy and healthy-ish and feel productive. Feeling productive is the best thing ever isn't it…? I remember this one time…NO. Woman, quit yo jibber jabber, we've been through this.

Recipe (makes 12 muffins)

Ingredients:

2 large eggs
200g caster sugar
130g plain flour
50g white hot chocolate powder (Whittards do a delightful one of these, however, if you can't get your hands on it straight away, a little more vanilla essence into the mix in it's absence will work wonderfully too!)
2 tsp baking powder
160ml semi-skimmed milk
1 tsp vanilla extract
160g salted butter
140g white chocolate chips
150g fresh blueberries

Method:

1.) Heat your oven to 170 degrees (based on a fan assisted oven) and lay out 12 muffins cases on a 12 hole muffin tray.
2.) Beat together to eggs, sugar, flour, white hot chocolate powder, baking powder, semi-skimmed milk, vanilla extract and butter until well beaten and light.
3.) Use a wood spoon to fold in the blueberries and white chocolate chips until well combined. This will look like rather a lot of the good stuff…it is…and you're welcome. I haven't mistyped any amounts, theses muffins are just full of stuff you like rather than just sponge. Life's too short to not have a lot of what you fancy.
4.) Evenly place the mixture in the cases (this should work out just perfectly - happiness) and bake for 25 minutes. After 25 minutes skewer to check if they are cooked. If any mixture comes out on the skewer, they may need to be cooked for longer.
5.) Once cooked remove from the oven and leave too cool. A little. Not completely because there's a large amount of fun in eating something you've made, fresh from the oven, when it's still warm.
6.) Make tea, put on an episode of your favourite programme or blow the dust off your favourite book…sit back, feet, up relax…don't move until another muffin is needed. You're welcome.

Fruit Bowl Crumble

Some nights it's all about the tastes of home and something that's super simple to make (that looks like it is more complicated than it is, so you can lie and say it was hard work and look uber talented) Tonight, aka a lazy Sunday, was without a doubt one of those nights and so, my glorious fruit bowl crumble was born. A crumble which enables you to use up some in seasonal fruits, just before they turn bad, because you didn't eat as much fruit as you thought the past week on account of Haribo Starmix being on offer in your local supermarket. Whoops.

Anyway…so you don't feel too bad about that for too long as it doesn't do to dwell on wrongdoings, particularly ones you would repeat in a heartbeat given half the chance, I offer you this wonderful crumble recipe, ready in about an hour from start to finish, to make you feel better about your recent life choices.

In mine, I used pears, apples and a handful of raspberries because I like crumbles that are tart on the bottom and super-sweet on the top (Nigella, pun-your-heart-out) however, the fruits listed in my recipe can of course be substituted for others, just make sure you keep roughly the same quantities over all.



Recipe


Ingredients:


For the filling:


6 pears, peeled and sliced
5 apples peeled, cored and sliced
200g raspberries
4 tbsp water
4 tbsp caster sugar


For the crumble topping:


75g butter, softened
150g plain flour
100g light brown sugar


Method:

1. Firstly prepare your fruit and heat your oven to 180 degrees (based on a fan assisted oven.) The apples will need to be peeled and cored before being sliced, the pear will need to be peeled and sliced and the raspberries can be left whole. 
2. Place your fruit into a large saucepan with the water and sugar and cover. Heat on a low-medium heat. This little concoction will stew away until the fruit almost seems to be a mushy consistency, at these point, remove from the heat and leave to cool a little.
3. Once slightly cooled, place your fruit into a suitable, oven proof dish and leave to one side.
4. Prepare your crumble topping by putting your flour, sugar and softened butter into a bowl and mix by hand until it reaches a breadcrumb-type consistency. 
5. Once done, sprinkle evenly over your filling and, when ready, pop into the oven for 30 minutes.
6. If you don't wish to put this mixture in the oven straight away, that's no problem, simply cover and cook when desired. 
7. Serve as you wish. I had takers with vanilla ice cream, some completely on it's own and some went for custard. IT'S ALL GOOD. Promise.

Smokin' Hot Muffins

There's been a couple of times in my life where I've stopped, waited a moment before breathing slowly, evaluating and wondering if that exact moment is the reason I was put on this planet. Today, on one of the more hungover Sunday's of my life, I had one of those moments as I unapologetically plunged my teeth into these delectable little cheesy, salty, carby muffin-shaped dreamboats.

Yesterday evening held a party to celebrate my brother's twenty second birthday and it's safe to say I entirely underestimated the coma-inducing powers of the heady combination of Champagne and Pimms. This subsequently led to me waking up today and really fancying a litre of orange juice (or perhaps more, it's often tricky to determine an amount to drink during a raging thirst) and that perfect comfort food. The sort of food I could eat all day long and feel no regret about, because hey…I'm just feeling that fragile.

These gorgeous savoury muffins, called smokin' hot for there attractive qualities/smoked ingredients rather than any spice, are just perfect for everything I needed today and I can imagine they would be just right for most other, less groggy, days too. With almost the same amount of Smoked Applewood cheese as there is muffin mix and a gorgeous lashing of buttery cooked onions and smoked ham…these are a meal, a treat or whatever you may need on any given day. They're mouldable, adaptable, footloose and fanciful.

I've always had a soft spot for savoury muffins, in amongst my various amorous feelings towards anything sweet, as they can be perfect with baked beans and cheese, or cold as an on the go snack or warm, as a savoury breakfast. Back when I was a student, they would feed me all week. A treat that's tough to beat.

This recipe makes twelve muffins and one way or another they should last you a week or even a little longer. Those figures are taking for granted that fact that no one else also begins tucking into them, which although seems improbable, I suppose may happen in some world, somewhere…someday.

The other nice thing about these muffins is that the ingredients are interchangeable. All you really need for life is a really, really good basic muffin recipe and you can experiment from there. Just ensure that if you do trade in or out, that it is for like-for-like ingredients, both in their texture or consistency.

So, if you too are suffering today then I hope I've talked you into making these relatively mess-free, simple and quick-to-make little muffins. I promise that they'll hug you from the inside, comfort you, listen to all your problems and make it all better, pretty quickly, on an intermittently overcast Sunday such as today.

Recipe


Ingredients:

• 50g butter
• 2 small onions, finely chopped
• 360g plain flour
• 2 1/2 tsp baking powder
• 250g Smoked Applewood cheese
• 250ml whole milk
• 1 large egg
• 80g smoked ham or smoked bacon

Method:

1. Firstly, preheat your oven to 170 degrees (based on a fan assisted oven) before heating the 50g of butter in a frying plan. Once entirely melted, cook off your onions. (I added a few splashes of Lea & Perrins, Tabasco Sauce and a pinch of pepper and salt to mine too, for a little added flavour. Lea & Perrins always makes most aspects of life a lot better.) Leave this to one side, off the heat, once cooked.
2. Mix together the flour, baking powder, whole milk, egg and cheese in a mixing bowl. This does form a peculiarly thick consistency, but don't be put off. Once baked, the muffins don't really expand, so this mixture is quite dense to start with so you can fill a muffin case with it, without fear of it spilling out over the edge as it cooks. 
3. Pour in to your mixing bowl, your prepared onions and thinly sliced smoked ham or bacon, dependant on your preference, and stir into your mixture using a wooden spoon, until fully combined. 
4. Spoon this mixture into your prepared muffin cases and bake, on a muffin tray, for approximately  25 minutes. 
5. Ensure that your muffins are cooked all the way through using a skewer (if any muffin mix comes out on the skewer, then you will need to cook them for a little longer. Try to do this in intervals of no longer than five minutes, as burning these muffins would be a total tragedy) and if they are completely cooked then leave to cool a little. Be sure not to leave them to cool entirely as these little muffins really are quite amazing when still warm. 
6. Sit down, eat, rehydrate, recuperate, be happy living in that one amazingly tasty moment. Repeat.

I hope you love these little muffins as much as I do, however should you happen to try any alternative ingredients then let me know how you get on and about anything that REALLY works. I'm always keen to try something savoury and wonderful.

Happy Sunday to you all!

Strawberry Milkshake Cupcakes

Now it's officially summer, or at least, the British version of it (only us Brits would dash outside, with an ice-cold Pimms in hand, ready for some hardcore sunbathing when in reality it's only a little bit sunny, with a surprising chill of those subzero temperatures offered in January still in the air. We will get rid of those faded vest top tan lines, we will…we will.) And that means that it's time to bake in accordance with these new (not to subtropical) climes, so this weekend I whipped up some heavenly Strawberry Milkshake Cupcakes. Bake and enjoy them, I urge you.

These little cakes have plenty of fresh ingredients in them, so it's best to ensure they are kept chilled which, to be honest, adds to the various thrills these little cakes offer. They are a fresh, cakey milkshake of a treat and, if you're anything like me, then you will have often guzzled down a milkshake and thought, "What's the one thing that could make this more heavenly?" and left yourself with no other option or answer, other than, "if it was cakey. Yeh, that would be good."
Although to be honest, that's a relatively standard way to make things better in my world. Oh, the cakiness, the chilledness and oh, OH, the milkshakiness. All hail the almighty flavour-combining powers of the cupcake.

As you can see from my pictures, I topped mine with half a strawberry which looks adorable and more than a little bit British Summertime themed, however do be aware this may shorten the shelf life of your cakes. If you don't eat your cakes quickly once they're baked (I've never known or affiliated myself with someone who is like this, but I'm told that such people exist) then you may wish to replace this with something that's blessed with a little more longevity; there's a time and a place for a trusty sprinkle.

Phew, that's enough of my cake-loving/general ramblings. Here's the recipe for you, go forth and bake.

Ingredients (makes approx 12 cupcakes) :

For the sponge:

70g butter
250g caster sugar
2 large eggs
210g plain flour
100g strawberry milkshake powder (Nesquick is the money shot)
1 tbsp baking powder
220ml semi-skimmed milk

For the icing:

190g butter
600g icing sugar
70ml semi-skimmed milk
175g of strawberry milkshake powder
6 fresh strawberries, halved to decorate
(A couple of drops of red food colouring is optional at this point, don't go made with it though or you'll have a chemically tasting cake problem on your hands)

Method:

1.) Preheat your oven to 170 degrees (based on a fan assisted oven) and select some adorable cupcake cases (take your time choosing these, it's a moment of creative self-indulgence that I truly enjoy, and a little of it, I'm convinced, does you good.)

2.) Beat together all the sponge ingredients until smooth and light, before spooning into the cases and cooking for 20-25 minutes, or until they are cooked through.

3.) Remove and leave to cool completely. This should take approximately one hour, so go walk your dog, read that book you're enjoying or watch a short film but definitely don't fill this time with anything horrid. No ironing, eating salad or talking to boring people, please. Please promise me you won't.

4.) Beat together all the frosting ingredients and pipe onto your cakes before finishing off with half a fresh strawberry (or a failsafe sprinkle or two, as discussed.)

5.) Sit back, eat, get all nostalgic about how these cakes taste of your childhood summers and then go get another one. Blame me, I'm ok with it.

6.) Repeat

Banana Bread with Naughty Chocolate Chunks

 Normally I'm an advocate of cupcakes, however last weekend I decided to try my hand at a loaf cake, a cake form which I've always found to be notoriously dry and therefore, a cake form I was determined to make moist (gah, I hate that word, but there's none better) and one which didn't need to be accompanied by a litre of water, just to make it manageable.

Upon the commencement of this bake up, I poured myself a glass of wine - relatively straight forward protocol for a Friday evening baking session - which led to me deciding to use up a 300g bar of Dairy Milk in my loaf, you know…just to make things more interesting.

I substituted out a few ingredients I found in online recipes, because I was pretty convinced things like light brown sugar would work far better than caster sugar and I was far more generous with the bananas than most recipes tell you to be.

I enjoyed mine with a steaming hot, sugary cup of Graze's Afternoon Infusion, which is ultimately a strong cup of earl grey, which was just perfect. Let me know how you enjoy yours!

Recipe

Ingredients:

• 270g soft light brown sugar
• 2 eggs
• 4 large bananas
• 280g plain flour
• 1 tsp baking powder
• 1 tsp bicarbonate of soda
• 1 tsp ground cinnamon
• 1 tsp ground ginger
• 140g unsalted butter, melted
• 300g Dairy Milk (or a chocolate of your choosing.)

Method (as we know, I like to keep it simple.)

• You will need a 23x13cm loaf tin which you will need to grease, there's no need to line it with greaseproof paper and then you will need to heat your oven (based on a fan assisted one) to 170 degrees.
• Then mix together all the ingredients listed above, aside from the peeled bananas and optional (well, optionalish, I can't force you but I can apply light pressure and that light pressure tells you it's a good idea to do so) Dairy Milk/other such milk chocolate. These ingredients will seem quite thick, but the addition of the banana adds just the right amount of fluidity. 
• Once you have beaten all these ingredients together, simply pop chunks of your banana into the mixture and beat in, until relatively smooth - if you have the occasional bit left in there, don't worry, these add to the fun once cooked!
• Finally, drop in those wondrous chocolatey cubes and mix well, before pouring into your pre-prepared tin and popping in the oven for approximately 45 minutes, or until firm. Just ensure that the mixture is cooked all the way through using a skewer or knife. If it comes out entirely clean then you're good to take the loaf out and allow to cool.

Once completely cool, brew yourself the perfect cup of your favourite tea, put on those dodgy slippers you own but never show to anyone, find your favourite spot and just sit and take time to enjoy. 

Creme Egg Frosted Brownies

Presumably if you're reading this post then you've found this post  via a chocolatey hashtag, meaning you're in search of tasty, calorific inspiration, so welcome, friend. Please come on in.

Each weekend I try to have a bake off, something that is impressive visually, or tasty or that makes my house smell heavenly - if I reach all three, then I've had a truly successful day. Today was that successful day. A day where Cadbury's Creme Eggs and Hummingbird Bakery's Frosted Brownies came together in a beautiful, unspeakable-amount-of-calories-but-such-great-fun, unison.

I'm about to share my recipe with you, which differs a little from Hummingbirds original recipe and, from what I can see, is far simpler than recipes I found online which insist you used the dreaded bain-marie and sift all ingredients. Show me a modern woman who still believes that a microwave doesn't do the same job as a bain-marie in half the time and that things actually need sifting and I'll show you my resting bitch face. A face which shows my disbelief and disinterest.

There is one bit of advice I will give you for these brownies, a thought which crossed my mind in this exact way while stood in the supermarket earlier on, (while shovelling enough Creme Eggs into my basket to begin to wonder whether I should have chosen a trolley instead and loudly exclaiming that I have a lot of cousins to think about for Easter, so people wouldn't believe each one was for my own purposes), you're baking Creme Egg brownies, CREME EGG ONES. One, two or even four Creme Eggs simply won't do, we don't want to hint at Creme Eggs, we want to explode Creme Eggs all over whichever unlucky, clean plate we have chosen to eat it off. We want Easter all up in and around our mouths and we don't want to explain, worry or doubt it.

Please use no less than ten Creme Eggs for this fondanty, chocolately dream, blame whatever happens to the middle of your body on me. I'm alright with that.

So, the recipe. Firstly, you will need:

For the brownie:

10 CREME EGGS (incase not already noted)
5 normal boring eggs
120g plain flour
100g cacao powder (I used raw, organic cacao powder because I had to give a nod to my health somewhere in there.)
250g salted butter (the unsalted butter thing is also a myth. Next time you crack open a recipe book, have a look at the ingredients, you'll often find unsalted butter and salt listed as two of the ingredients.)
30g dark chocolate, roughly chopped

For the frosting:

200g icing sugar
75g salted butter
30g cacao powder
150g cream cheese

Here comes my slap dash, Jamie Oliver (minus the lisp) method, which saves you a bunch of time and gets you a whopping slice on your plate an awful lot quicker.

Head your oven to 170 degrees (based on a fan oven) and line a baking tray (33 x 23 x 5cm) with greaseproof paper. If it doesn't fit, which it never does, and you don't want ugly corners, then just cut a square into each corner and you'll find that the paper sits perfectly.

Beat ALL ingredients, aside from the Creme Eggs, together in a bowl until there are no unsightly lumpy bits, it takes a good three minutes for this to happen, don't be put off.

Once this is done, spoon all your mixture into the baking tray and flatten off, ensuring the majority is even. Don't stress too much about this, as it warms up it flattens off anyway.

Bake for 15 minutes and take this opportunity to have some fun cutting up Creme Eggs, ready for brownie sacrifice.

Once your 15 minutes are up, take the brownie out and push your Creme Egg halves into the top of it. Bake for a further 15 minutes.

Once done, leave to cool completely before beating all your frosting ingredients together and spreading over the top of your brownie, like the ultimate chocolate spread on the ultimate chocolatey toast.

Cut up and impress everyone. You will make new friends with a slice of this brownie. Cake makes you popular.

Enjoy!